Pierre Auguste Renoir After The Bath

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ignoring his last remark.
"No. Turning To Animals is an Eighth Level spell. I never even completed my training. I only know one spell."
"Well, that'll do."
"I doubt it," said Rincewind hopelessly
"What does it do, then?"
"Can't tell you. Don't really want to talk about it. But frankly," he sighed , "no spells are much good. It takes three months to commit even a simple one to memory, and then once you’ve used it, pow it's gone. that's what's so wretched. "I don't know," he said. "A better way of doing things, I suppose. Something with a bit of sense in it. Harnessing - harnessing the lightning, or something."
The imp gave him a kind but pitying look.
"Lightning is the spears hurled by the thunder giants when they fight," it said gently, "established meteorological fact. You can't harness it."stupid about the whole magic thing, You know. You spend twenty years learning the spell that makes nude virgins appear in your bedroom, and then you're so poisoned by quicksilver fumes and half-blind from reading old grimoires that you can't remember what happens next.""I never thought of it like that," said the imp."Hey, look - this is all wrong. When Twoflower said they'd got better kind of magic in the empire I thought- I thought..."The imp looked at him expectantly. Rincewind cursed to himself."Well, if you must know, I thought he didn't mean magic. Not as such.""What else is there, then?"Rincewind began to feel really